Reblogging because I am a shameless late night drunk texter. I embarass myself
Girls always ask me why I fuck so much. I say, what’s wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut? ‘Cause you’re the one, and you shouldn’t be mad. I won’t tell your mama if you don’t tell your dad.
“
| — |
Abraham Lincoln
|
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
358metro Overheard: “The 60s was how many years ago. 35? That was a lot of years ago.
“
| — | (via roxthe358) |
